...time to make acronym time...
1) things having to do with ROFL:
rofc-rolling on the floor crying
roftacr-rolling on the floor thinking about cinnamon rolls (yum)
roftac-rolling on the floor thinking about college (or calculus)
rotc-rolling on the ceiling (so thats what those ROTC people do after all)
rofl-rolling on the futon laughing
rocl-rolling on the couch laughing
(mo and ariana: don't fight now)
2)things having to do with OMFG:
omfcry-yes... it doesnt REALLY make any sense whatsoever... but thats YOUR problem. so go cry in a corner you idiot.
omfdie-rhymes with omfcry! but slightly more morbid (like in a morgue...Apples to apples card...)
3)things having to do with our stupidity (wait isn't that the theme of this whole post?)
msp- Meadow Square Park man, and if you've never been there you really need to take a field trip. because it is the hottttttttest place ever!!!(and very romantic apparently)
mspp-meadow square park party! duh! get with the program!
msppsp-meadow square park Slee Pover
pmsppsppp-pre mspp planning party
ppmsppsppp-post pre mspp planning party
pppmsppsppp-post post pre mspp planning party (can you tell there was WAY too much time spent planning this thing?) <--- this one majorly needs its own acronym its so long
and by the way people.... these have nothing to do with pms. you and your dirty little minds. actually they have a lot to do with pms.....
4)random, but EXTREMELY useful:
sib-sand in bra (doesn't that just happen to you all the time?)
llm (lying like mary)
...which reminds me...
5) the most important of all:
SEX-Stash Enrichment eXpidition or Skilld Electric Xylophonists
cell phone- you figure it out. (hint: it is often in people's pockets. and it is hard)
square root of the derivative of tangent......
secant of x .... what did you think i was going to say?
of course there are many many many more. but this is enough for today.
P.S. remember that:
whoever you are my dear blog reader, and especially if you are of the male gender....
YOU ARE PREGNANT LIKE A VIRGIN. and theres no use arguing it.
stay tuned for: common household terms with Roam!
