...it's time to die. for you...

It. is. so. HOT. I am sitting here at my computer and the sun is shining down on me, more like the sun's rays are attacking my body....and I want some breeze *opens window* *sticks head out of window* ahhhhhh that felt good. I love the feeling when you know its spring, and its going to be summer, and even if everything sucks, and grades were due today (CRAP) and your life is, as far as you know, in ruins, and the world hates you, and you have "consummate sadness", everything will be okay. yay. actually after the grades part i was very muchly exaggerating, because life's pretty hunky dory. (hehe what kind of expression is that?) ugh but its still HOT.

Today we drove mpitt home, and we talked about college *dies*. *rolls on the floor, in agony*. And it was kinda bizarre, because, due to this whole spring thing, and the fact that after i finish all this crappy french makeup work i will be at the start of a wonderfully new, fresh/clean-slate semester, i felt really...accomplished. sort of...like my life is on track. and then we talked about college, and i have NO idea, but somehow, i felt like it was okay, and i kinda know what sort of environment i want in a college, and i am sure that lisa micele is pretty cool, so overall, i will probably end up getting in to somewhere that i don't overwhelmingly hate. which is pretty satisfying.

In bio, I talked to Alejandra for a while, because her computer wasn't working, so she was mooching websites off of me, and we just kinda didn't do the work. And I realized that i really need to hang out with her more. And other people. I can pretty much come up with a pretty decent list of people that i really like and used to hang out with, or have hung out with a bit before, and that i really need to start talking to them. And i'm sure that there is an even larger list of people that i don't know but would be cool to hang out with anyhoo.

Should be doing my math hwk. TOF. Jockusch will have to just wait. Ooh jockusch story. So i was in the car with mpitt, ROFTACing, and he was talking about Swarthmore. " It is a liberal arts college, with a pretty relaxed atmosphere" said he. (this is very summarized/paraphrased) "they basically don't calculate your gpa until you graduate, and only if you ask for it. it is really lax, and there is not much pressure about grades and the such, creating almost no competition between students in terms of schoolwork. And although the atmosphere is very academically centered and it is not "easy", the workload is generally pretty do-able" ........................ "I heard that Jockusch went there."

hahahahahaha. yay okay now that i have bored you for a sufficient period of time, it is, *drumroll please* TIME TO DO HWK TIME! yay. alright shalom dudes. *closes window*

...NOT a lame blog...

This is sooo not going to become a lame blog ever. And I haven't posted since...a while ago, you lazy bum just look at the date below. So now I will entertain my audience with an exciting story:

Once upon a time, Noam had to do lots of SAT and ACT test preparation...

Okay i can see that this is going to boring-land. So anyways, yep I have to study. Because otherwise I might die. And that would be dumb and boring. Plus, who would update this lovely blog? QED.

So the week in summary....I guess I hung out with friends "too much". Oh well, a handful of new wonderful inside jokes and the such, "bundles of fun"! which CAN'T be BOF, it would have to be something like GQW. Ask Mo and I'm sure she will come up with "logical" reasoning. (grouchy quiet walrus?? i have no idea. AXIS OF DUMB!!!)

MMMM it smells like soup. Jewish soup. Because i have a WONDERFULLY Jewish mother, and we are having people over for dinner tonight. tons of yum. tons oov dumb?

Okay i need to get the dumbness out of my brain. I will do this by telling you all how terrible the Science Reasoning section in (one of) my ACT books is. In an example/practice thing, 2/6 problems had mistakes. 2!!!!! out of 6!!!!!! That's inSANE. and Science Reasoning is dumb anyways, because it is too hard for my dad even, seeing as i was better than him at it....except for the time that i didn't read the passage, that was stupid.

I can't believe Spring Break is almost over. I only have two more days. I don't think it unstressed me enough...I was averagely VERY STRESSED. Kinda bad. Annnnnd now I must go clean my room. which will be so much fun I may just die laughing. Ha.

Dear blog. I am sorry I have to leave. but I really didn't have anything else to write of great importance (compared to the rest of the post which is exorbitantly momentous) (who has vocab now??? huh? huh?) And if i die cleaning my room, you WILL miss me. because i said so. bwahaha.

...i would like to publicly apologize...

There is absolutely nothing to post. This spring break so far is GREAT. So yep I'm "publicly apologizing" for EVERYTHING EVAR, interpret it as you wish.

I've had a lot of eyelashes lately. Does anyone know how long it takes them to work their magic?

Its really sunny, but kinda cold. Perfect weather for sitting in my room with the window slightly open, doing nothing. Yay. I'm bored, maybe I should call someone. Nobody to call....

We are SO all in the same boat. Kersplash.

...he was a boy, she was a girl...

don't get it stuck in your head now, bwahaha.

Hell week is almost over. ALMOST. ALMOST ALMOST. in 17 hours it will be over. yay!!!!!!!! so good.

And it has sucked. these past two weeks. I'm not too bad now, but my average depression-state in the last two weeks may just have exceeded my yearly average. eep. not good. well at least i know that i care about others...like i may have been more worried about others than about myself....at points. which makes me feel good, its rewarding to be caring. And i DO know others care about me. sometimes.

lalala bio bio bio bio. it will be fun. there have been NO notes. completely book based. insane. so i guess i will go read it now, until i read it all very thouroughly *aaaa 5 hours?* anyways.

the moon is really pretty. it's a half moon, exactly. kinda hazy. shining over beautiful MSP. yay. i'm glad that this year is coming to a close. well, its not, but now i can see the end. we're in the home stretch. yep.

with lots and lots of love, i shall sleep *cough study cough* now. ~ Noam <3

...on a scale of 1 to 36, how high are you...

36.

[disclaimer: the following paragraph may be defined as "braggy". but its my blog, if you don't want to hear me brag, don't read it. if you do, by all means:]

guess what guess what guess what? I HAVE AN A IN MATH. The test was...better than what i thought? actually i thought i did okay. and i did. score. Also...History test anyone? I usually get B's...but not this time!!! yay. so maybe i'll have an A in history. haha if i don't i will be soo dead. yeah so, i finished my essay!!!! with lots of caffeine. i got about 3.5 hours of sleep. So today i was slightly crazy, but not too bad. Now all i have to do is secure physics and bio grades. and make up all those french compositions.....lalala.

And today my parents decided that we ARE in fact going somewhere for spring break. blech. i told my mom i ABSOLUTELY don't want to. but we probably will anyways. my parents suggested i bring a friend...wtf? if anyone reading this blog wants to go with me and my family for a couple of days to who knows where, PLEASE tell me. and you can keep me company. but i still think the idea is semi-crazy, i doubt my parents would let ME go with a friend to spring break, but whatever. if you want to, and i kinda know you, i guess you're welcome....hehe tof. that would rockkkkk. okay anyways. So afterschool i was in the weirdest mood cuz i was SO happy gradewise, and then my mom's like VACATION. hmmm

i was gonna say some other stuff. but i don't rember what...juicy gossip? hehe i guess you'll never know. oh..i had a quote...its kinda long, and uninteresting but oh well

Matt: I'm gonna rob Fort Knox.
Mr. Sutton: I.............think thats a good idea!!!!
Justin: You could just steal a street lamp.

oh also, in physics we came up with new netspeak: rhrb --- right hand rule break. or "right hand rule, bro!" i am SO gonna strive to use that at least 3 times tonight. mmk time to go...byebye

....love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight...

Okay so this blog's name is Chomskification right? so i thought i must tell you a story about that.
I officially do not dislike Kareem anymore. Now don't kill me quite yet. This is because, this morning he came up to me, and after attempting to hug me while i was sitting down (which didn't really work) he asked me if I knew that there was a scientist called Noam Chomski. I said "of course" and "yeah he's a linguist... do you know stuff about him?" Alright this is the best part. "Yeah, he was practically the inspiration for Stephen Pinker's interest in linguistics, and he influenced most of his works" said Kareem. !!!!!! isn't that cool! so apparently Kareem just read a biography of Stephen Pinker, so he hasn't actually read stuff, but he plans to ( i think). Anyways that was exciting and I am sure there is at least one person that will appreciate that (hmm i wonder....)

And I have decided that from now on i will have a quote of the day. because its just happier like that. even if they end up being on igladthatiamsmart.blogspot.com.....btw i want an account to that mo......!!! please?

Quote of the day : "I racked your MOM's weights last night!" --Me
oooh oooh also : " your MOM's face has rippling knee muscles!" --i think that was ellen

can you tell what we do in weights? yeah yeah we have way too many your mom jokes. but tof you'll have to live.

And now, for my history paper. Au Revoir dudes and dudettes.

...Happy New Year!!!...

That is the second time I have had that title on this blog

girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
and these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
the girls with the bodies like boys with ferraris
girls don't like boys girls like cars and money

good charlotte in the lounge....i also had lifestyles of the rich and famous stuck in my head. Oooh they also played avril lavigne and we decided that she is...weird. sk8r boi!

So yes back to Zaintian New year...yay? i dunno, i'm not really gonna resolve anything...my zaint week went sooo well. Yep this week has sucked, and each day sucks more, if thats possible. I was near tears at some point during lunch today....blargle. AND I missed rif-raf. what kind of a Thursday lunch is that? lame. I know I won't make any resolution i decide on. and I'm not really very zaint dedicated, i forget stuff, i don't have any dates, and as you see, i don't resolve. see? im a baaaad zaint member. hehe baaaad boy like in aladdin.

This blog officially sucks. Everytime I post, I feel stupider. so hmph. I dunno I liked it for a while, but now it just demonstrates my boring life. like i was just going to write " yep this weekend is gonna suck". I think I have written that AT LEAST once a week. hmmm pattern? but then there is always a post saying "yep it sucks" and then one saying "no no it was actually cool, i was just in a bad mood". so thats dumb.

And i hope this saturday's dance will be good. I BETTER be there for hiro's song.

nothing more to write....lala bye.

...take my photo off the wall...

NOAM HATES HISTORY.
blargle. I don't want to study. I have to at least read through all my id's and outline. i won't even get to the notes, so lillian and fred copied them for nothing. arrrrg. And math is pissing me off.

my goal is to stay up to 12 at least, and then i will study some more tomorrow before school and during 4th and lunch. there goes rif-raf.

I hate how school controls our lives. If you think about it, what effect does this one test on "gilded age america" have on my life as a whole? yet we still stress. too much i think. but then if i don't stress as much, i wake up at some point and realize "AAAAH I WASN'T STRESSED AT ALL I AM SCREWED AND UNPREPARED WHAT WILL I DO???" signifying stress levels above normal. in case you couldn't tell.

yeppers. i guess i should study more then. <3 <3 <3 to all. and to all a good night.

...tale as old as time...

Beauty in the beast is the best disney movie EVAR! actually not, but teh siblings are watching it and i can hear it from here. Mulan is way better. and Aladdin, even though i didn't want to watch it on the Wash U trip, I ended up watching the whole thing anyways. I can't not watch movies. if its playing, I'm watching. its a fact of life. and I like that movie anyways. even if I'm not in the mood for "whole new world" cheeziness*. Which i definitely wasn't at the beginning of that trip, but once i started watching the movie i kinda stopped caring/remembering about my bad mood. Hmmm bad segway type thing.

Yeah that trip was okay, it wasn't as much of a social disaster as I thought it would be. Plus I liked wash u. not slu, but yeahhhhh. No smell of car exhaust on campus! and a kosher cart hehe. for all your bagel needs.

Speaking of Jew: Mitzvah Day....Batia you better come painting with me or I will be stuck all alone with my mom and I want to hang out with you WAY more trust me. also speaking of Jew.....

DAJP. Disobey Ashkenazi Jewish Parents. so far who has joined.....officially mo, ariana and I (surprise!). but most definitely jono as well. and some others I'm sure.

I was gonna say something else...oh yeah. Huck Finn is similar to Muck Fichigan if you know what i mean. so spoonerize it and then squish the n's together to form an m. Yes i know, i'm spoonerism obsessed, oh well. It could be my college essay!

It's.......drumroll please....time to do some more math hwk! and start working on that one from yesterday joy of joys.

Love to all, Roam Q. Noth



*the best part of that was Ariel flicking off the preps that were singing along. Yay mommy!

...ah! the doorbell...

dude i totally watched a little bit of lizzie mcguire today...

Ethan Craft (hott) : Dude, I told you, I'm watching the game!!!
Kate: *looks apalled* I am NOT a dude!!!

I get to go take a practice ACT soon!!! *does a little dance* it will suck to the max on ice!!! wooohooo!

And I am GOING to have a party. because those are fun. so over spring break...w00t. mspp. and maybe we can have tons of people, and actually hang out in msp (meadow square park, not minneapolis st. paul. )

oooh time to go. this was a very lame post. btw, do the comments work now....?